February 2012
146 posts
[courus] No wifein in da club,GIMME 20 DOLLARS,GIMME 20 DOLLARS,GIMME 20 DOLLARS(x4)
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“Xiu Xiu makes me feel like I’m the only girl (in the world)”
– marshal (via apartment-story)
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“but stop hitting on me with your asexuality forreal”
– Marshal (an asshole)
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
OK MALE FRIENDS, DIG DEEP INTO YOUR SHAME BOXES...
tsar-of-the-beta-males:
Have you ever worn underwear that you’ve jizzed in for more than a day?
…
why would you do this
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“what if pot smoked people”
– I googled this on April 30, 2011
colorsinyourmind replied to your post: Hey guys
who carez!!!!!!
Not this bro
Hey guys
Did any of you know that Mitt Romney used to run a business
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I’M USING MY FINGERS INSTEAD OF WOOOORRRRDDDDSSS
ay man remember when I was a misogynist monster...
Cause you’re like a big 6’2” dude with a weiner, c’mon son
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I described someone as a “postmodernist wacko” in an email I wrote when I was 13…
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“Marshal is an infinity on the Kinsey scale”
– Brad
jpegartifacts:
“CREEP!” The fifteen-year-old girl yelled. She had bought front row tickets to see The Radio Heads just to hear that song, and now they were playing something with some weird beat. She wanted to dance, but she was too busy wiping away a tear from her eye. She looked up at Tommy York, and implored once more, “CREEP!” He laughed a bit as he leaned toward the microphone to sing...
juchepresident:
libertarians you really need to call out people who only call themselves libertarians because they want to booze it up and smoke weed every day because they’re making your movement look about thirty thousand times more retarded than it actually is
“dude have you heard of ron paul”
Marshal: I'm trying to be 13 so hard
but I can't remember my runescape pass
psychedelicatz asked: i can't stop staring at the horse/naked girl. WHAT THE FUCK?
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infinitycats: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
infinitycats: SHE'S LYIN DUDE
infinitycats: SHE'S TRYNA GET SOME CRED
infinitycats: NO ONE HAS JUST "HEARD OF" INDIANA JONES
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“oh yeah i forgot you hung out with pseudobros for like a year”
– um its CALLED the TRAP
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I feel like my internal organs are blushing
Hooray for hacking up weird red shit every morning.
waltkhadafi:
Lana del Rey is cute but she’s trippin/fake Mexican. If I was just at work all day while you were sitting around popping Quaaludes and looking at 70s accessories on Etsy yeah I’m tryna crack one of these Molsons and play a video game I mean god damn.
jedgarhooverinararaskirt:
libertarians tell me that socialism is about distributing misery equally so no one ends up happy
yes, and what is wrong with that exactly?!
HATE
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http://WWW.FUCKALLYALL.COM →
hate
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“I don’t know much about Reagan, being only 13 years old, but I do know...”
– The Cold War: An Analysis
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“tumblr taught me that any grayscale .gif of people fucking is art”
– Marshal (via pansexualgenderstalinists)
psychedelicatz replied to your post: SEE YOU @ DINNER LIZ + KATHRYN
fuck kathryn
brb making new anti-kathryn blog
hope my shirt doesnt make dinner awkward
SEE YOU @ DINNER LIZ + KATHRYN
i will be wearing this shirt
(OBAMA)
ENGAGE RUSSIA IN CONTINUED NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT
SEEK UN SANCTIONS ON SYRIA
SEND AMBASSADORS TO LEBANESE GOVERNMENT RE: HEZBOLLAH
(SANTORUM)
15 HAIL MARYS
TURN OFF EVERYONE’S MTV (IT IS A SIN)
DETER ENEMIES OF GOD W/ SATANIC DEFENSE INITIATIVE (NUCLEAR BALLISTIC MISSILES)
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Today a gay cis white-identifying POC man asked me how I was doing, as if a thumbtack can answer that question
a moment on the lips
forever on the nuts
bumpin-pretties:
that awkward moment when you’re making out with someone and they go to undo your zipper and instead of genitals there is actually a huge, gaping black hole that instantaneously sucks both of you into a void and jesus is there and he tells you not to have sex before marriage.
I can’t even stand the idea of being in public
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“bitches dont know bout our tolerance”
– Marshal (via pansexualgenderstalinists)
queenanalcy:
tyleroakley:
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
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